Island Jokes... This is not just about the lonely guy and the Parrot ! After all, England is an Island and Australia and Greenland. Greenland... the 'white' Island with the green name.

Away from the Island.
A fellow, who had spent his whole life on a small island, comes to the mainland to visit a friend who lives near a railroad. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on and he became fascinated by the engineering. While examining rails while standing in the middle of the railroad tracks one day, he hears this whistle — Whooee da Whoee! — but doesn't know what it is. Predictably, he's hit and is thrown to the side of the tracks. It was only a glancing blow, so he was fortunate to receive only a few minor internal injuries, some broken bones, and a mess of bruises. After several weeks in the hospital recovering, he returns to his friend's house and attends a party one evening. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the tea kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the island man, "Why did you ruin my tea kettle?" The islander replied, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small."
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