Island Jokes... This is not just about the lonely guy and the Parrot ! After all, England is an Island and Australia and Greenland. Greenland... the 'white' Island with the green name.

Speeder
This guy was speeding up the Overseas highway returning from a weekend of fishing in Key West and feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as he went through Layton, a locally well known speed trap, he was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?" "I see by your gear you have been fishing." the Officer said. "Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added "Ever catch all the fish?"
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